This is just for fun. Kids are amazing. This makes me laugh every time I read it!
Enjoy
Cornel
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“Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right there in the church. Is that OK?”
Neil
“Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?”
Jane
“Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.”
Ruth
“Dear God, In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?”
Jennifer
“Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.”
Elliot
“Dear God, I am American. What are you?”
Robert
“Dear God, I bet it is hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.”
Nan
“Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.”
Ginny
“Dear God, If you watch me in church this Sunday I will show you my new shoes.”
Mickey
“Dear God, If we do come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.”
Denise
“Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works for my brother.”
Larry
“Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.”
Raphael
“Dear God, We read that Thomas Edison invented light, but in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.”
Donna
“Dear God, If you let the dinosaurs not extinct, we would not have a country. You did the right thing.”
Jonathan
“Dear God, Please make Dennis Clark go to a different camp this year.”
Peter
“Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.”
Joyce
“Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?”
Lucy
“Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know, but I am not just saying that because you are God.”
Charles
“Dear God, I want to be just like my dad when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.”
Sam
Please read ‘When NOT Watching Porn Is A Sin’ before reading this article!
Just like in the previous article, you can also substitute the heading with “When prophesying is a sin,” “When worshipping is a sin,” ”When casting out demons is a sin,” or even “When doing good is a sin.”
“Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?’ And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!’” – Mat 7:21-23
You can never do enough good to be justified before God. That is why He sent Jesus. It’s not about doing your best so God can do the rest. Argh! I puke on that! God did His best so you can enjoy the rest! Your best efforts are like dirty menstrual rags. Not very clean… (Isa 64:6). When you think you have to pray for the sick, plant churches, worship, pray, fast, read the Bible or whatever else you think you HAVE to do to be justified before God, each one of those actions becomes a self-righteous sin. The folk in Matt 7:22 above did all the right things, and probably abstained from doing all the wrong things too, yet Jesus said He didn’t know them. Why? They were attempting to gain access to Jesus by their self-righteous efforts. Knowing Jesus is very different from just blindly obeying commands and trying to not break any rules. Christianity is not a holier-than-thou behaviour modification programme.
“…how much more shall the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered Himself without spot to God, cleanse your conscience from dead works to serve the living God?” – Hbr 9:14
Read this verse carefully: “…dead works to serve the living God.” This is not referring to sin. Sin never serves God. This is talking about doing good things. You need to have your conscience cleansed from trying to serve God with your own self-righteous efforts. God doesn’t want your good works. He wants you. And when you give yourself to Him He turns you into His good work. You become a good work, His workmanship, instead of just endlessly trying to do good works. You are the righteousness of God in Christ! Righteousness is the degree to which somebody can do good. You are the degree to which Christ can do good. You are His good work! You are His good pleasure. You are His offspring! He didn’t bring you OUT OF SLAVERY so you can be His slave!
” For we are the circumcision, who worship God in the Spirit, rejoice in Christ Jesus, and have no confidence in the flesh, though I also might have confidence in the flesh. If anyone else thinks he may have confidence in the flesh, I more so: circumcised the eighth day, of the stock of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin, a Hebrew of the Hebrews; concerning the law, a Pharisee; concerning zeal, persecuting the church; concerning the righteousness which is in the law, blameless. But what things were gain to me, these I have counted loss for Christ. Yet indeed I also count all things loss for the excellence of the knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord, for whom I have suffered the loss of all things, and count them as rubbish, that I may gain Christ and be found in Him, not having my own righteousness, which is from the law, but that which is through faith in Christ, the righteousness which is from God by faith…” - Phlp 3:3-9
We worship in Spirit, not through human effort (flesh). Paul, who had reason to boast in his efforts since he was blameless according to the law and the most zealous Hebrew out there, counts his own righteousness gained through effort as rubbish. The original Greek actually doesn’t say rubbish. It says, “dung, poo-poo, animal excrement.” I trust you get the point.
The Bible refers to your own efforts to do good for justification as used menstrual rags and animal excrement. I wouldn’t place my trust in those things for my eternal redemption, but hey, that’s me. So if you are starting to feel burned out and frustrated because you are trying to live up to an enormous expectation and unattainable goal placed on you by either your “church” or it’s “leadership,” then please take a break and have a Kit-Kat. Jesus already paid your bill, so just enjoy your meal. Don’t fall for the original temptation of trying to be like God through your own effort, realize you have been re-created in true righteousness and holiness (Eph 4:24). The substance of your existence is made up of righteousness and holiness! (And no, not yours, Jesus’!)
On that note I will end it here. I will qualify what I have said a bit more in future posts.
Yours in Grace,
Cornel
If you have to confess every sin in order for it to be forgiven, as some people interpret 1 Jhn 1:9 , how will you know what sin is so you can go confess it?
Rom 3:20 Therefore by the deeds of the law no flesh will be justified in His sight, for by the law is the knowledge of sin. (NKJV)
Since the law provides the knowledge of sin, you have to go to the law to find out what is considered sin by God so you can go confess it to Him. Which parts of the law do you use to define right and wrong for yourself? Do you use only the 10 Commandments, or do you use the entire law? Well, Jesus considered Leviticus 19:18 , love your neighbour as yourself, to be the second greatest commandment and that specific law wasn’t even part of the 10 Commandments. Has God granted you permission to judge which of His laws are applicable to you and which are not? Did Jesus ever mention that He is only going to fulfill certain parts of the law and that those parts are now no longer applicable? No! In fact, quite the opposite actually.
Luke 16:17 “And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass away than for one tittle of the law to fail.” (NKJV)
The law can’t be divided into applicable and not applicable sections for today. The law in its entirety will always remain intact. Heaven is more likely to pass away before even one law will fall away. That is why Paul wrote the following:
Gal 3:10 “For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse; for it is written, ‘Cursed is everyone who does not continue in all things which are written in the book of the law, to do them.’” (NKJV)
All things, meaning you can’t pick and choose. So, before you go confess next time, just make sure you go through the entire law to see what God considers sin and confess all those too. Don’t forget to also confess every good thing you didn’t do, because that is sin too (James 4:17). And while you are going through the entire law on this quest for knowledge of right and wrong in order to confess and repent, just think for a moment what got Adam & Eve into trouble in the first place? Eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. What did God say would happen if they ate of that tree? They would die, right? So while you are busy eating from the same tree by trying to get more knowledge about good and evil, don’t be surprised if the very ministry of death you are placing yourself under ends up killing you.
Or, look at the Greek of the only single verse in the entire New Covenant that instructs anybody to confess sins and you will see something very interesting:
1 John 1:9 If we confess our sins (G266), He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins (G266) and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness (G93).
G266: Hamartia: (Noun) To miss the mark, to transgress the law, collectively the complex or aggregate of sins committed either by a single person or by many.
The sin that needs to be confessed is not every single sin you commit because the word is a noun, not a verb. You are to confess that you have fallen short, that you have transgressed, that collectively you are as sinful as can be. You confess your state of sinfulness, not the action of every sin you commit. What happens then? God is faithful to forgive us our sins, same word same meaning, and cleanse you of all unrighteousness.
G93: Adikia: (Noun) Deeds of transgression, acts of unrighteousness.
Basically, confess your sinful state before God and He will forgive you of all your acts of unrighteousness. Now, the real whopper is that you have already done this. When? The day you got saved. You confessed your sinfulness, and the forgiveness God provided 2000 years before you even committed one act of sin was credited to you by grace. Now you either believe that and enter into rest from works of trying to earn forgiveness, or you keep asking God to forgive you over and over never really believing that He has already forgiven you. If you choose option 2, you better make sure you confess everything God considers sin, not just what you consider sin.
Does this mean we just forget about our sins, don’t deal with what we are struggling with and just live in any way we want? I will discuss this more in the next post. Stay tuned…
Grace to you!
Cornel
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