This is just for fun. Kids are amazing. This makes me laugh every time I read it!

Enjoy

Cornel

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“Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right there in the church. Is that OK?”

Neil

 

“Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?”

Jane

 

“Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.”

Ruth

 

“Dear God, In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?”

Jennifer

 

“Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.”

Elliot

 

“Dear God, I am American. What are you?”

Robert

 

“Dear God, I bet it is hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.”

Nan

 

“Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.”

Ginny

 

“Dear God, If you watch me in church this Sunday I will show you my new shoes.”

Mickey

 

“Dear God, If we do come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.”

Denise

 

“Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works for my brother.”

Larry

 

“Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.”

Raphael

 

“Dear God, We read that Thomas Edison invented light, but in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.”

Donna

 

“Dear God, If you let the dinosaurs not extinct, we would not have a country. You did the right thing.”

Jonathan

 

“Dear God, Please make Dennis Clark go to a different camp this year.”

Peter

 

“Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.”

Joyce

 

“Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?”

Lucy

 

“Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know, but I am not just saying that because you are God.”

Charles

 

“Dear God, I want to be just like my dad when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.”

Sam